Poor Life Choice Ribbon
$6.00

Nothing worse than a poor life choice. Know someone who is always making them? Might as well get them this ribbon to make them feel a little better about it.

Remember when you were in grade 7, and you got 6th place in long jump at track and field and they still gave you a gold foil stamped satin ribbon that said "PARTICIPANT". Remember how good that made you feel? Remember how proud your parents pretended to be when you showed them? So good right? Well we believe that feeling of recognition shouldn't be relegated to grade school track meets or swimming lessons. Why? Because real life is hard and people deserve credit for day after day somehow completing life's basic tasks. 

Size 2 x 6"

Materials  Satin 

Features

  • Metallic gold accents
  • Designed in Canada
  • Comes on packing card

Made in USA

Adulting For The Win is a small Canadian run business headed by Dan Fallak. Dan remembers that as kids, we got award ribbons just for participating and he believes that feeling of recognition shouldn't be relegated to grade school track meets or swimming lessons. Why? Because real life is hard and people deserve credit for day after day somehow completing life's basic tasks.

POLICIES

  • Flat rate shipping to Canada & the USA for just $9.95

  • Just buying greeting cards? Pick up to 5 & ship them for just $2.95

  • Live outside our shipping area? Contact us for a custom quote.

  • 90 day return policy

  • 100% product replacement if damaged in shipping

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